Category: Sports
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The Ray Lewis Horoscope Blitz
Hello everybody. It’s Psychic Ray, with some serious Zodiaction for all my fans! Airy– Difficulty will come your ways this week. Stab it with a shiv. Taco– Pleasure meets you at a local bar. Wear your white suit. Cancer– You got cancer. Go see your doctor. Your lucky number is 52. Jiminy– You are a…
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Ballywood
Booyah, sports fans!! It’s time for another installment of Loser Sports! Miami Heat owner Micky Arison signed a ten movie deal with Columbia Pictures today in an effort to make as much money as he possibly can. Apparently, he’s prostituted his three star prostit… er’ players; James, Wade, and Bosh to the film company in…
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Carmelo Conundrum
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Loser Sports. Rumors of Carmelo Anthony’s desired trade from the Denver Nuggets has left NBA fans mildly curious. Loser Sports veteran reporter, Tori Spelling, was able to get an exclusive interview. Here’s an excerpt: “I luv the Dinver Nougats” Carlemo staited, and then I sed,…
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So Long Suckers?
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Loser Sports! Free agency mania has gripped the basketball world like Rosie O’Donnell on the world’s last corn dog, and the Finster’s here to break it all down. Douche-bags, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh have both signed on with the Miami Heat for the rest…
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