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Category: Music & Literature

  • What can I get Bun for his birthday?

    Well, as you all know, Bun E. Carlos’ 57th birthday is right around the corner, and I have no idea what to get him.  Therefore, I have decided to create the first annual Loser News-Bun E’s Birthday Present Web Contest Palooza.  That’s right America, now you can have some say in the gift that celebrates the…

  • Mariah Carey Stole My Wallet

    Yeah, the boys and I had dinner and then I did the dishes, and THEN I couldn’t find my wallet. So I start looking around, and all of a sudden, I see Mariah Carey on ET.  Coincidence?!?  I don’t believe in coincidences.

  • There Comes A Time…

    …when we heed a certain call.  When the world must come together as one.  There are people dying, and it’s time to lend a hand… (dah, dah, dah)… greatest gift of all.  We are the world.  We are the children.  We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving… (something about…