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Category: Health & Fitness

  • Sigi Schlomo Say…

    Has anyone ever told you that you make a better door than a window, not to quit your day job, or to call the whambulance? Well, they were just kidding. You probably would not make a good door or window, shift work suits many people, and you cannot call a whambulance, you can only call…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Many of you have written in saying, “Hey Dr. B, can you address some of the ‘faqs’ regarding the swine flu?” Well, first of all, it should be known that all of us are susceptible to the swine flu, not just faqs. But I will address some of the questions which frequently pop up during…

  • Buzz Officially Harshed

    The other day the doctor told me that I had to get my cholesterol down or my head would explode, and that I had to get my blood sugar down or else I’d get tetanus and have to take diaretics for the rest of my life, or something. So anyway, I totally started eating right…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Badadvaisz, I was recently advised by a friend that there are two types of cholesterol; HDL, which is good for you, and LDL, which is bad for you.  I told her she was retarded, but she is a nurse.  What should I believe?!? Sincerely, Cholesto-Curious   Dear Chloe, You were right not to…