Category: Government
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Why I hate Fat People
Sure, I hate fat people just like everybody else. Not because they’re fat per se, but mostly because they’re pushy and impolite. I go to Golden Corral three times a week and watch them stuff their quivering gullets full of any food they can get their greasy, plump hands on, bumping me out of the…
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Obama Taps Jon Bon Jovi!!
It’s not as bad as it sounds…or is it? Recently, the President signed an Executive Order establishing the White House Council for Community Solutions, and asked the Brett Favre of Pop to participate. Twenty-four professional philanthropists / hangers-on join the Jersey rocker to pretend to salvage the aftermath of a decades’ long socio-economic malfeasance .…
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“Afterthoughts”-by Jerry Brown
Holy crap. I actually won. It’s been like 90 years since I had this job. I wonder if anything’s changed? I hope they saved my “That’s My Mama” coffee mug. Last time, we had a global recession, double-digit inflation, a gas shortage, and the Patty Hearst kidnapping. Good times. Wonder what it’s like now. It…
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Unprecedented Presidential Predicament
With the mid-term elections in full swing, relative political unknown, Allen Chestburster, has thrown his proverbial hat into the ring in an attempt to wrest the 2012 Democratic nomination from current President, Barack Obama. “We don’t really view him as a threat,” commented Obama senior advisor, David Axelrod, in a 7-11 parking lot. “He’s pretty…
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