Category: Government
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Feline Reform
Obama and Congress are going to push for increases on taxes for pet owners, and kitten keepers specifically. In his 2011 budget, Obama calls for going back to the Ford era “Cat Taxes”, which required a luxury tax to be paid monthly on each feline in a household. House speaker Nancy Pelosi and Ways and…
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Only The Shadow Knows…Well, and His Wife
Once again, President Obama's citizenship has been called into question by conservative Americans and the liberal media alike. Scheduled to appear at a Burn The Fat Rally (where he and the First Lady were to ignite, in effigy, a piñata of an obese child) in Oxnard, California, attendees were astonished to witness him do just…
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Simon Says, Fold Your Hands On Your Lap…ah, you’re out, guy-with-binder!
WASHINGTON D.C.-The mentally challenged and heavy jowled gathered Thursday to pretend to give a crap about what the President said in his most recent banal rant. “Holy crap!” exclaimed a pasty white female in a blue pant suit. “This jerk would talk until his jaw fell off, and then make us watch his teleprompter. Sometimes…
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Spend and Filch
Hi there, all my home-boys and G-dawgs. Ya’ know, yesterday I laid out a new super-awesome economy plan which I call “Shared Prosperity”. It’s essentially based on my favorite television show, Sister Wives. See, there’s one husband (which represents welfare recipients and illegal immigrants) and four wives (which represent the tax payers), and the four…
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