Category: Government
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“Afterthoughts”-by Jerry Brown
Holy crap. I actually won. It’s been like 90 years since I had this job. I wonder if anything’s changed? I hope they saved my “That’s My Mama” coffee mug. Last time, we had a global recession, double-digit inflation, a gas shortage, and the Patty Hearst kidnapping. Good times. Wonder what it’s like now. It…
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Unprecedented Presidential Predicament
With the mid-term elections in full swing, relative political unknown, Allen Chestburster, has thrown his proverbial hat into the ring in an attempt to wrest the 2012 Democratic nomination from current President, Barack Obama. “We don’t really view him as a threat,” commented Obama senior advisor, David Axelrod, in a 7-11 parking lot. “He’s pretty…
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A Commentary On Politics with The Hulk
HulK MAd!! oBAmA wANt rAisE HuLK’s tAXeS! sAy HulK MAkE tOo mUcH mONeY!! HuLK cAN’t HElP iF kNOw hOW tO pLAy tHE mARkeT!! Not HuLk’S fAUlt gOT iN ON gRouND fLOor oF aPpLe cOMpuTerS! HULk tHInK oBAmA jEALouS! ThINk oBaMA wAnt dATe HuLK’s gIRLfRienD, LiV tYLeR! NoT dAtE LiV tyLEr, oBaMa!! HULK SMASH!! HuLK nO…
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Triple The Chicks
Super-babe Elana Kagan will be joining smoking-hot, Sonia Sotomayor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg for the Supreme Court’s next session. Kagan, having held the position of Solicitor General for a year and a half before being appointed to the court, had never argued a case in court before her appointment and has never been a judge.…
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