Category: Government
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Only The Shadow Knows…Well, and His Wife
Once again, President Obama's citizenship has been called into question by conservative Americans and the liberal media alike. Scheduled to appear at a Burn The Fat Rally (where he and the First Lady were to ignite, in effigy, a piñata of an obese child) in Oxnard, California, attendees were astonished to witness him do just…
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Simon Says, Fold Your Hands On Your Lap…ah, you’re out, guy-with-binder!
WASHINGTON D.C.-The mentally challenged and heavy jowled gathered Thursday to pretend to give a crap about what the President said in his most recent banal rant. “Holy crap!” exclaimed a pasty white female in a blue pant suit. “This jerk would talk until his jaw fell off, and then make us watch his teleprompter. Sometimes…
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Spend and Filch
Hi there, all my home-boys and G-dawgs. Ya’ know, yesterday I laid out a new super-awesome economy plan which I call “Shared Prosperity”. It’s essentially based on my favorite television show, Sister Wives. See, there’s one husband (which represents welfare recipients and illegal immigrants) and four wives (which represent the tax payers), and the four…
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Why I hate Fat People
Sure, I hate fat people just like everybody else. Not because they’re fat per se, but mostly because they’re pushy and impolite. I go to Golden Corral three times a week and watch them stuff their quivering gullets full of any food they can get their greasy, plump hands on, bumping me out of the…
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