Category: Government
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FBI Implicated in False Advertisment Scheme
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Government watchdog and homemaker, Pearl Handleman, revealed today that the FBI has been withholding information regarding their Ten Most Wanted list. Specifically, Handleman noted that the despite the capture of James “Whitey” Bulger and the death of Usama Bin Laden, the list still states that these two are among the Ten. “I believe ten…
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The Fat and The Furnaces
Acting ATF Director Kenneth Melson has been reassigned to a lesser post in the Justice Department and the U.S. attorney for Arizona was also pushed out Tuesday as fallout from Operation Fast and Furious reached new heights. Melson’s step down from his role as head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Pancakes…
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Feline Reform
Obama and Congress are going to push for increases on taxes for pet owners, and kitten keepers specifically. In his 2011 budget, Obama calls for going back to the Ford era “Cat Taxes”, which required a luxury tax to be paid monthly on each feline in a household. House speaker Nancy Pelosi and Ways and…
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Only The Shadow Knows…Well, and His Wife
Once again, President Obama's citizenship has been called into question by conservative Americans and the liberal media alike. Scheduled to appear at a Burn The Fat Rally (where he and the First Lady were to ignite, in effigy, a piñata of an obese child) in Oxnard, California, attendees were astonished to witness him do just…
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