Category: Government
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I Have A Dream…
…it’s a dream where I’m standing before a group of my peers delivering a speech without attire. I find it quite vexxing. I have another dream where I’m falling, but right before I strike the ground, I wake up. I’m told that if I were to actually impact with terra firma in said dream, I would…
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The Same…But Different
Now, I’m not one to wax political, but I’m beginning to sense a disturbance in the force and wanted to warn my young Padawans before the Emperor sends Anakin over to slice you in half. It seems that time has folded in on itself and the Clintons are returning to the Whitehouse…accept they don’t know…
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Obama Denies Nerdness/Windu!!
Presidential hopeful Barack Obama came under fire yesterday when he publicly denied being fictional Jedi, Mace Windu. “He so is Mace Windu!!” Star Wars enthusiast Steve Jobs responded later in the day. “He just can’t admit it or the Empire will track him down and destroy our planet.” Windu, who until recently was believed to have fallen to his…
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Decisions
I wonder who I’ll go with if both Barack and McCain ask me to be their running mates. Sure, Obama’s always GQ’d out in his matching suits and Hush Puppies, and what thirteen year old wouldn’t profit from my four decades of wisdom. But McCain has that special Fire Marshall Bill quality that I look…
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