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Category: Entertainment

  • Squatchin’

    That’s right, America. The Ghost Lookers have turned in their ecto-meters for a pair of night vision goggles and a sixer of Red Bull. After pulling Ted out of Don Knotts’ grave, we promised him we’d take a break from the paranormal, and started tracking that most elusive of species known to mankind, the North…

  • Posibly New, On BRAVO…

    Dear BRAVO, Hi. I get stuck watching your channel pretty regularly. Not your fault. My wife loves your shows. Anywho, I realize this is more of a chick network, but is there a chance you guys could have a guy show late night or something? I have a great idea for a pilot that has…

  • Transformers 4: Robo-Booty Call

    Once more, Michael Bay is perched on the brink of genius with his newest installment of the Transformers saga. This time, Sam Witwicky hooks up with an out-of-his-league hotty and is thrust into the chaos and mayhem of a vehicle-bot war. And that’s not all! “TMZ” was able to steal a page from the action-packed…

  • Bare Bear

    Inspired by the incredible true story of Poonchki, a Spectacled Bear rescued from a German zoo after Hitler had him shaved to make a hat for his sister. This uplifting family-oriented adventure from director/co-screenwriter, Eddie Deezer, details the unique bond between the bald bear and a retired French prostitute named Rita. When Poonchki first comes…