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Category: Entertainment

  • The Fat & The Furious

    Amidst sexual harrassement allegations throughout Tinsel Town, a new, even more disturbing allegation has been waged against one of Hollywood’s most controversial members. Earlier today, Raven Symone, star of That’s So Raven, The View, and multiple food commercials, publicly accused Rosie O’Donnell of forcing her to eat at Golden Corral and Burger King on multiple…

  • Country Singer Supports War, Not Troops

    A tweet from up and coming country star, Blondeen Swertz, regarding the war in the Middle East provoked fiery responses from a number of stars. @blondeenswertz27-“I totally suport the World War in Iraqistan 🙂 I totally think it’s good for us to go to other country’s and make them be like us. That’s what democracy…

  • Defectives Threaten to Defect

    As Donald Trump inches closer to securing the Republican presidential nomination, some of the entertainment industry’s most progressive celebrities have vowed to take drastic action in the event he wins. Below are nine celebrities who have vowed to leave the country if Trump wins the presidency. Hillary Duff took to Instagram last week to call…

  • Pretty Woman Pretty Sorry

    Ex-prostitute, Vivian Lewis-Ward, has had to walk back inflammatory statements she made twenty-five years ago as Philadelphia investigators continue to sift through the wreckage of a passenger train that jumped the track and killed eight people on May 12. “I was extremely young and naïve back then”, Lewis-Ward explained. “Still, given recent events, it was…