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Category: Entertainment

  • BEWARE WEBINAR!!

    Well, my wife said she had to watch a Webinar lastnight for her business.  I advised her to be careful, because Lord Zedd is always looking for ways to reach into our realm and control our existence, and Webinar sounded like a really good name for one of his monsters.  She just let out a…

  • Deke Schultz-Ghost Hunter Extraordinaire

    Well, as you know, I’m quite the avid ghost hunter and paranormal investigator.  I’ve been doing it on and off since I saw the legend of Sleepy Hollow (Disney cartoon version.  That Johnny Depp one is way too creepy for me, thank you) as a child.  So, when I saw they were making a television…

  • Movie News With The Hulk

    hUlK MAd!!  gO rENt mOViE oThEr dAY!  rEnt aCrOsS uNivErSe bEcAUse hULk LiKe bEatLeS!  iT gOOD bUt HuLk nO uNdERstAnd wHy bONo iN mOViE!!  HulK nOt like bONo!  bONo tOo sMuG!  hULk lIkE mOst rENditIOns oF SONgs, bUt also nOt uNderSTanD wHy nEed aSiAn aMeRicAn lEsBiaN cHarActEr.  cOnFUSe hULK!!  HuLK nO liKe bEInG coNFusEd!  HULK SMASH!!…

  • Dumbledead

    Legendary actor, Richard Harris, was killed in a bizarre accident today at the age of 72. Harris who had just departed a child’s birthday party where he portrayed the elderly wizard, Albus Dumbledore, stopped by ASM Auto Recycling in Oxford to pick up a quarter panel for his prized 2010 Renault Clio when the unthinkable…