Category: Entertainment
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Feed Me!!
In an impromptu outburst during the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, Oprah Winfrey demanded that Brad and Angelina give her their twins to satiate her voracious appetite. “I suppose we must”, Ms. Jolie explained at a press conference today. “The Blob requested it. All hail the Blob!!” “The Blob be praised.” Mr. Pitt continued. “The…
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Starship Ghost Hunters!!
That’s right, America!! The Ghosthunters are back with our usual band of paranormal probers; Neck, Horger, Ted, and Sanjay (recently returned from his stint on disabiity), but with super-bonus, celebrity guest, Casper Van Dien. After the “Mystery of the Haunted Pants”, we were even more convinced that Ted had subtle psychic abilities, along with serious emotional…
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Material Girl Matinee
So anyway, I’m at Dollar General and they have this awesome Madonna Movie VHS 4-Pack on sale for $2.99!! I’m not really an impulse shopper, but how often do you find that kind of deal?!? So, I put it in the miniature shopping cart with my swimming noodle, Mentos, and People Magazine and headed for…
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What’s Up With Cuba?!?
Now, I’m not the only one troubled by Cuba’s current problems and, as usual, the media is refusing to confront the real issues, preferring to investigate Lindsay Lohan’s new diet or Patrick Dempsey’s latest box office flop (although, Run and Can’t Buy Me Love totally rocked!!) rather than take to task the wretched treatment of this embattled and embittered entity. Yes,…
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