Category: Education
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“Higher” Education
The other day, one of my friends said his son was seriously considering going into the “Colonary Arts” after high school. I almost threw-up in my mouth. I mean I’m all supportive of other peoples ideas as long as they’re not stupid, but come one. I mean, who wants to hang colons on their walls?!? So,…
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Word Alert
Guess what?!? The words “inconsistent” and “incontinent” are not the same. For true! Evidently, inconsistent means to not be consistent, while incontinent is the opposite of “abroad” (e.g., “No, I didn’t go overseas, I’m incontinent.”), while abroad is a politically correct reference to a woman of the female persuasion. Your welcome.
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Trooper Cooper’s “10-Code” Safety Tips
10-4 Citizens, Trooper Cooper here to 5 some 43 so you’ll be 50-free this holiday season. The other night, I had just 41’d and was conducting a 36 of the local stop and rob when I noticed a potential 56 exiting the establishment holding a wine cooler and an armful of feminine hygeine items. I…
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Word Alert!!
Holy cow!! I just realized how much the words "euphamism" and "emphysema" look alike! So, I thought I'd better get on the old blog to alert my readers to the potential confusiality of these two completely unrelated terms. Now one is the act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one…
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