Category: Education
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Word Alert!
As you know, the words “Fillipino” and “Fallopian” look a lot alike and sound the same, just like Oprah and Dr. Phil?!? But what you may not know is that they have completely different definitions. See kids, Fallopians are a pair of tubes that live just north and to either side of a person’s girl…
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Did You Know?
Panda is the other white meat. Eva Braun wrote The Sound of Music. Riboflavin is the key element of life. Prince Charles is a lesbian.
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Word Alert!
Humpty Duck!! I just realized that the words “epiphany” and “epinephrine” aren’t the same. Straight dope!! As you know, epinephrine is a hormone secreted by the adrenal medulla upon stimulation by the central nervous system in response to stress, anger, fear, or Oprah. However, an epiphany is a sudden intuitive perception of, or insight into,…
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The French Revultion
Nearly three hundred rioters were jailed yesterday, clashing with police over the government’s proposed raising of the national retirement age. “Comment vous appellez-vous”, said one protestor before police threw him to the ground and stuffed a croisant in mouth. “J’ai perdu mon passeport!!” he managed, spraying buttery, flaky, spit-moistened bread particles in the gendarmes’ collective…
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