Category: Education
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Did You Know?
Panda is the other white meat. Eva Braun wrote The Sound of Music. Riboflavin is the key element of life. Prince Charles is a lesbian.
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Word Alert!
Humpty Duck!! I just realized that the words “epiphany” and “epinephrine” aren’t the same. Straight dope!! As you know, epinephrine is a hormone secreted by the adrenal medulla upon stimulation by the central nervous system in response to stress, anger, fear, or Oprah. However, an epiphany is a sudden intuitive perception of, or insight into,…
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The French Revultion
Nearly three hundred rioters were jailed yesterday, clashing with police over the government’s proposed raising of the national retirement age. “Comment vous appellez-vous”, said one protestor before police threw him to the ground and stuffed a croisant in mouth. “J’ai perdu mon passeport!!” he managed, spraying buttery, flaky, spit-moistened bread particles in the gendarmes’ collective…
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“Higher” Education
The other day, one of my friends said his son was seriously considering going to one of those vocational schools to become a Paralegal. I nearly soiled myself. Now, I’m not one to stomp on a young person’s dreams, but come on. Where does this dunce expect to work?!? It’s not like there’s a huge…
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