Category: Education
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No Mo’ Woodrow
The president of Princeton University has bowed to societally pampered protesters’ demands and will call for the removal of Woodrow Wilson’s name from campus. Wilson, former President of Princeton and the United States, has had his legacy come under fire for his views on racial discrimination. Reports say Christopher Eisgruber, Princeton’s current president, gave in…
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Androgynous Education
California students will now have the ability to better manipulate their failing educational system thanks to the blatant stupidity of the state legislature and reprobate governor, Jerry Brown. The bill allows students to use bathrooms and join athletic teams based on their individual “gender identity”, as opposed to their actual identifiable gender. Male students across…
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NCAARP
Are you a senior citizen in marginal health with two or more years of college level athletic eligibility? If so, you may still have some value in society. Recently, the NCAA and AARP formed a partnership to ensure educational and athletic opportunities to people fifty years and older, who have not played four or more…
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Word Alert!
Guess what!! The words decimate, desecrate, and defecate are not the same. True dat! As you know, to decimate is to is to destroy in large numbers (i.e. “She totally decimated those crab legs at Golden Coral!”). To desecrate is to violate the sacredness of a person or object, or toilet (i.e. “She sure did…
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