Category: Business
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Save Your Penneys
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Adieu, US Airways. Adieu.
Dear US Airways, I just received disturbing correspondence from the “US Airways Dividend Miles Audit” Guy or possibly Girl, chastising me for misusing my dividend miles account. Admittedly, I have purchased tickets for my sons in the past utilizing my dividend account number, and your high quality on-line site has allowed me to purchase said…
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And now a word from our sponsor…
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