“But,” you say, “it’s been scientifically proven!!”  Has it?!?  Let’s look at the facts. Fact: Oprah was J. Edgar Hoover’s personal secretary and closest confidant from 1935-38.  Fact:  Oprah killed Hitler with a potato gun in the spring of 1945, yet for some reason scientists just point out that Oprah wasn’t born until 1954, completely…