Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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New York Manhunt Not Working
Escaped murderers, David Sweat and Richard Matt still remain at large despite virtually every police officer in America looking for them. “It’s like they really don’t want to be found”, observed Officer Blake Turdt of the Dannemoran New York Police Department. “I got an inkling they’re heading either north, or south, or west.” Officials within…
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Kudos A&E!!
As most of your viewing audience, I was sickened by the blatant bigotry regarding the Bible-thumping patron of Duck Dynasty. Thank you for championing the LGBT agenda. The last thing we need is people expressing anti-gay sentiment just because it is in a book of historic and spiritual significance. If that’s what the Bible says,…
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Adventures in Acronyms
Okay, color me dyslexic, but what's the difference between DSL, LDS, and LSD? I mean they're all the same letters, right? Well, I called my local cable subscriber last week, asking if I could get some of that high-speed LSD, because I was seriously jonesing for the stuff (so I could really soup up my…
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In Retrospect – With Gary Busey
You know, I left college and a football scholarship behind to pursue an acting career, just one credit shy of a degree. In retrospect, I guess I should have completed my education…and worn a helmet.
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