Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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Coincidental Cat-Tastrophes
A senior cat is miraculously alive after her owners fell nearly 400-feet from a Bryce Canyon cliff. Best Friends Animal Society said the cat, a 12-year-old tabby named Mirage, was found next to the bodies of Matthew Nannen, 45, and Bailee Crane, 58 who had been her owners for 6 years. Mirage appeared to be…
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Perplexing Poopers
Upon venturing for my post-latte purge at the local coffee shop, I was stopped in my tracks by perhaps the most confounding graphic I’ve encountered thus far in my tragically naive existence. Now, I’m hip enough to know that the icon of the person on the left is of the ilk that wear some sort…
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Bill Maher-tyred?
TV host, Bill Maher, says he plans to “go all out” for his birthday this January. The controversial celebrity announced Thursday, that he will celebrate his 60th birthday by having himself aborted in honor of Planned Parenthood’s upcoming 100th anniversary. “At 240 trimesters,” related Planned Parenthood Vice President of Education, Leslie Kantor, “this will be…
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