Tag: war
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Bibi Says “Ken!” to Ayatollah’s Death
In a brief fit of cognitive clarity, Israel’s leader, Benjamin Netanyahu said killing Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei would ‘end the conflict’ that Israel started by bombing the country. ”When your enemy is killed, they can’t really fight anymore”, he went on to explain. “This is really going to be a game-changer for me.” Netanyahu, who began…
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Country Singer Supports War, Not Troops
A tweet from up and coming country star, Blondeen Swertz, regarding the war in the Middle East provoked fiery responses from a number of stars. @blondeenswertz27-“I totally suport the World War in Iraqistan 🙂 I totally think it’s good for us to go to other country’s and make them be like us. That’s what democracy…
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French Say “Oui!” To Airstrikes
International socialist wussies, the French, have taken time out of their busy 35 hour work week to side with NATO in supporting airstrikes in Lybia. Their decision to enforce a no-fly zone within the country came after several western countries called them “Pansie Frogs”, prompting French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, to order his fighter pilots to…
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Revisiting The Smurfocaust
It’s been seventeen years since the end of the Gargamel Wars, but lest we forget the sacrifice of our brothers (and sister) in blue, let us take a moment to recall those dark days. Now many of you may not be familiar with the Battle of Smurfandy, Hill Smurfty-Seven, or even the Big Blue One,…
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