Tag: Sasquatch
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Squatchin’
That’s right, America. The Ghost Lookers have turned in their ecto-meters for a pair of night vision goggles and a sixer of Red Bull. After pulling Ted out of Don Knotts’ grave, we promised him we’d take a break from the paranormal, and started tracking that most elusive of species known to mankind, the North…
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Wookie Killin’
Hey everybody! It’s me, Ted. Ya’ know, the boy and I were watching these movies the other night called Star Wars. They’re about this kid who grows up to be his own dad, then kills himself because he’s a robot. Total suckorama. Take it from Ted, America, save your money and about fifteen hours of…
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The Next Big Thing
Just like you, I’m trying to come up with a good Bigfoot movie. Nobody’s done this cinematic theme justice since the eighties, so this morning I graced Ron at the Rear Gate with some of my movie ideas, and he had the nerve to dispute their worth. I started with Walking Big, a tragic yet…
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