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Tag: riots

  • Violent Protests Cancelled / U2 Arrested

    ST. LOUIS- (Reuters) A violent protest Saturday night was canceled due to interference by rockternative band, U2. "We cannot in good conscience risk our demonstrators' safety by proceeding with tonight’s fire and looting plans", advised a masked representative for the group. "As much as we regret having to cancel, we feel it is the only…

  • The French Revultion

    Nearly three hundred rioters were jailed yesterday, clashing with police over the government’s proposed raising of the national retirement age. “Comment vous appellez-vous”, said one protestor before police threw him to the ground and stuffed a croisant in mouth. “J’ai perdu mon passeport!!” he managed, spraying buttery, flaky, spit-moistened bread particles in the gendarmes’ collective…

  • Detroit Gangfest Weekend

    Well, Dan and his gang have been talking about “running” in Detroit this weekend.  They even have Travis involved and are taking him to “Cobo” for some kind of “expo” (“ex”= anti + “po”= police) this afternoon.  I tried to warn him that they were bad news, but you know how naive Travis is, especially…