Tag: Oprah
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Word Alert!
As you know, the words “Fillipino” and “Fallopian” look a lot alike and sound the same, just like Oprah and Dr. Phil?!? But what you may not know is that they have completely different definitions. See kids, Fallopians are a pair of tubes that live just north and to either side of a person’s girl…
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Incoming!!
As the end of a bleak and by gone era approaches, astronomers and infotainment pariah are searching the stars for a grand celestial anomaly that could take the place of the dwindling life force know as Oprah. Legend holds that, on the twenty-first day of the twelfth month of the eleventh year of the twenty-first…
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The Legion of Selective Tolerance
Bill Gates, David Rockefeller Sr., Oprah Winfrey and other mega-rich celebrity icons met in New York this month in an effort to form the city’s first superhero group. The meeting was organized by Gates and his wife Melinda, (also known as the super-duo Cyberslash and Vixen) and included other high profile participants such as; Ted Turner…
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Did You Know?
The rhinoceros is part of the ostrich family. Cannibals won’t eat Oprah. The United States is a planet in the Nebular System. Captain and Tenille are really robotic mercenaries bent on world domination. Mice control time.
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