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  • Blogger has mental breakdown…

    Aww work and no pway makes Ewmew a doow boy. Aww work and no pway makes Ewmew a doow boy.  Aww work and no pway makes Ewmew a doow boy.  Aww work and no pway makes Ewmew a doow boy.  Aww work and no pway makes Ewmew a doow boy.  Aww work and no pway…

  • The Manson Mental Health Minute

    Holy beefy bistros!! I borrowed a book from my neighbor, who said he thought I would “enjoy it”, which as you know means that it is a secret government document that only I can decipher by using the mystical De Manson Code.  Here’s what it said:  Heat oven to 375°F. Gently scrub potatoes, but do…

  • The Manson Mental Health Minute

    By Grapthar’s Hammer!! Did you hear about all the bird and fish deaths?!? Everybody’s saying it’s the end of the world, but I know better. It’s the Decepticons again.  As you know, the increasing population of transforming robots has caused a shift in the Earth’s magnetic field effecting avian and amphibian migration habits. We can only…

  • The Manson Mental Health Minute

    Funkie Berdelstein!! That was my roomate in San Quentin. He was super-weird and kept trying to move to another cell for some reason. Anywho, did you hear about Angelina Jolie going to Pakistan to help flood victims?  Evidently, she is able to push the waters back with her googly eyes and huge lips!  She must have…