My Grandma used to say, “Never eat at a place that serves eskimos, or has a P in it’s name, or uses styrofoam, or is named after an astronaut, or faces south, or sells it’s own gravy, or has foreigners in the kitchen…unless it’s a foreign restaurant that cooks dishes from the foreign country the…

My Grandma used to say, “Never trust a skinny Italian…or an Irishman that doesn’t swear…or a tall Cambodian, or an Austrian with a small mustache, or cattle, or a German with a small head, or people that have a criminal record, or people that keep records of criminals, or malt shop owners, or the Taliban,…