Tag: Environment
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EPA LoVEs PFAS!!
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) updated regulations on Dec. 3 that will prevent PFAS, often referred to as forever chemicals, from being fast-tracked for approval through an exemption process. Per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, a family of forever chemicals used in a variety of products, are known to resist breaking down and therefore persist in the…
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Pig Ousts Reporter / Professors Pruned
COLUMBIA, MO-The feral pig seen in a viral video trying to prevent a photographer from covering campus protests resigned her “courtesy” appointment with the journalism school on Wednesday — however, university administrators were circling the wagons and not commenting further on her employment status within the College of Arts and Sciences. The sow resigned her…
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The Hulking of the Environment
HuLk mAd!! eVEryOnE sAY gO gREeN! HuLk aLrEAdy GrEeN!! nOt wANt geT mORe gReEN!! HuLk nOt beLieVE iN gLObAl waRmInG, aNYwAY! HuLk tHInK MoRE eMpHAsIS sHouLd bE pLAceD oN gAMma rAdIAtiOn rEsEArcH! HuLk tIReD oF hEArInG cELeBRItIEs wHiNIng aBOuT eNvIRonMenT! WHat AbOUt HuLk?!? HuLk hAVe FeELinGS, tOo!! HuLK SmASh cELEbrITieS…exCePt EdwArD nOrtON…BuT SMaSH eVeryOne elsE!!
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Getting Warmer
Remember when the universe exploded and made people and giraffes and a completely self contained ecosystem capable of providing for every life form contained therein, and Beanie Babies? Little did we know back then that that same world would one day face destruction by the very mankind it somehow created out of a tadpole and…
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