Tag: Christmas
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Closed for the Season
Roughly 16% of Christian congregations throughout the US cancelled church on Christmas Day this year, up 5% from 2016. While most congregations thought it even more important to gather for Christmas services Sunday, some churches chose to opt out for a variety of reasons. Mert Walinski, the pastor of Living Hope Christian Church in Shreveport,…
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In International News…
What began as just another day in the Middle East has now become one for the records. In the midst of rioting over an amateur video depicting Muslim godhead, Allah (no last name), Iraqi national and ISIL member, Huesmamma Bin Daetn, has scored the achievement of a lifetime. “I can’t believe it!” Bin Daetn exclaimed.…
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Michelle Obama Attacked By Dog as Klan Looks On
WASHINGTON, D.C.-The First Lady received an early Christmas suprise when Sunny, the Obamas’ new canine family member, viciously attacked her and a young Whitehouse visitor during the yearly Christmas Tree lighting ceremony. Numerous guests witnessed the incident, including a group of Asian KKK members and the usual multicultural group of disinterested children. Sunny, a Portugeuse…
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This Christmas – From ABC Family…
Join America’s favorite player as he ushers in the Holidays in his first ever Christmas special, A Truss Phunn (and friends) Family Ecksmas. “Yo, das right,” Phunn told ABC Family in an exclusive interview. “All my homies, g-dawgs, an’ Papa Smurfs gon’ be there, yo!!” The rapper plans on treating his audience to new renditions…
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