Tag: Bon Jovi
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CLAP
After Mitch Comstock, a young man from Provo’s inner city, witnesses his younger brother’s decapatation at a Boys 2 Men reunion concert, he is sent to live with his father’s ex-parole officer in Cletus Flats, WY. A duck out of water, Mitch quickly finds himself the center of a perilous love triangle when he falls…
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Obama Taps Jon Bon Jovi!!
It’s not as bad as it sounds…or is it? Recently, the President signed an Executive Order establishing the White House Council for Community Solutions, and asked the Brett Favre of Pop to participate. Twenty-four professional philanthropists / hangers-on join the Jersey rocker to pretend to salvage the aftermath of a decades’ long socio-economic malfeasance .…
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Born To Be Bon Jovi
Yeah, we rock it pretty hard even thirty years after our hay day. Back then we were all about long hair, screaming guitar riffs, and concert town skank, but now we’re all about the music. After Slippery When Wet and New Jersey each went quadruple platinum we decided to try our hand at cowboy sequel movie…
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Dan Joins A Gang
I’m not positive, but I think Dan joined a gang. He’s been a little secretive lately, just sitting in his office “working” on the computer. He gets strange visitors, like T-Roy from the paint shop, Reynolds from who knows where, and Depp from Maintenance. He’s got a picture of all of them up in his…
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