Loser News

News you didn’t know you didn’t need…


Tag: Ads

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    In today’s competetive advertising world, the right slogan, term, or acronym can make or break your product.  Unfortunately, most agencies have pigeon-holed themselves into using words like “premium” or “excellence” or “superior”, and don’t even realize the vast expanse of possibilites that reside directly outside their vernacularic prison cells. That’s why there’s Limited Possibilities, Inc.…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Ever get a big chunk of something stuck in between your frontal and temporal lobes? Ever have that “not so fresh feeling” when you jab your parietal lobe with a pencil? Well, could be you need new improved Mental Floss. Ya know, six out of nine thousand neurologists surveyed recommend Mental Floss for their patients…