And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Charred be ye, tentacles of Blistered welts and grated flesh. Popsicles, aye! As grapled sticks Be edificed and epoxified within Scholarly pantsuits ‘neath Sweat stained pits and pampered Pork chops. Thirty thus or thirty plus Need not infect Opik and Oort.

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Frozen prancey ponies chain- Sawed and carved in likenesses, Of ponies prancing hoofishly ‘Ponst poo-filled pooled ponds. Swoon ye aye, John Fogerty, and capture Frapuccino flasks for Groupies’ Groovy greying ghosts, And Deborah Messing’s failing charm.

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Draw in thy hardened hostile Head, oh prostitutic truthless Turtle! Sequestered in yon shell Of lies and lecherous treacheries, Stretching starch’ed storylines, Taut and twisted ’round throats And threats of transomed tantrummed Falling outs ‘twixt sheltered shrew And pock-nosed pet.