Category: The Collected Works of Eldon Tubbs
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Wayward Writhing Troll
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Exuberant egotist, spawning ire With clever winks. Yet shrinks beneath Boxed boobs and blondeness, clutch- Ing cash twixt fattened fingers. Trading teeth for toys, and scolding Beauty beneath thine harlot’s Lurking leer.
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Prepubescent Phoenix
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Beveled crystalline hatred dragging, Faltering fury, dismantling beaks And shackles in vain, to dwell in Pouring haze and hissing rain. Lies of lumps massaged despite Obnoxious insecurities, prolonged Discomforts linger still As Hippocratic felonies.
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Odiferous Sloopy
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Stumped appendage kick and Bounce. Flavor-Flavish fascists flaunt Fragile flags of flatulence, posturing Plausibilities, avant garde tragedies. Pathetic, prosthetic, regretably rife Anemic American’ts press huddlishly ‘Hind sprite shoulders disbursing Dispersions, whilst christening caskets.
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Aunt Bea’s Lament
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Eons stride as sucked Sucrets; Bold yet brittle, gashed and Pitted, fabled, floundering falsities. Cautious circularity. Perfection’s limping Gait. Numbing judgment, charging Forth ‘tween arch’ed defamations, Chicklet Smiles shine weakly thru mâché Asylum walls.
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