Category: The Collected Works of Eldon Tubbs
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Undead Equine
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Manured in stupendity, self- Impotent Wanda Sykes impersonators Fly eastward on wings of rice Cakes. Pointless prognostications Trouble listless proles increasingly, Sacrificed on puffing, pompous Podiums ‘neath bulbous penal Platytudes.
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Loaded Pudding
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. And so… The Andes race fore’er Up the angst-holes of Pastel pomegranates, drawing Nigh with Walberg-like Grace infused in their fateful Flannel overcoats. Didst thou Seeth last week’s Maude?!?
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Ode To Neck
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. O’ brusque bespectacled patron Pacing vacuous steel-eyed alleys, E’er the bane of neck-girth jokes and Stink pickled youths. To be, anon, in dearth of cartilage, Whilst wealthy still in myriad chambers, Doth quell thy sordid twist-topped past In honor and in cake.
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Buy All Three!!
Just in time for Independence Day and too late for Memorial Day, this three volume set of poetic perfection is now available to the masses. Each volume is painstakingly looked at before it’s thrown in an envelope and sent to you, or at least near you. Buy your favorite, or buy them all..or you could…
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