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  • Cash Galore Despite Gore’s Score 

    Climate change alarmist, Al Gore, has tipped the $300 million dollar mark for his personal net worth.  That’s up just a tick from the $1.7 million he was worth at the end of his vice-presidency in 2001.  How did he do it?  He lied and we bought it. Once evicted from the Whitehouse basement in 2001, Gore found…

  • The Erroneous Earnings of Ehrlich

    Recently deceased butterfly expert, Paul Ehrlich, had an estimated net worth of $33.7 million as of March 2025. The entomologist turned population-control alarmist made most of his loot from his 1968 book, The Population Bomb, and the subsequent fear-mongering fame his made-up crisis falsely induced. Along with impressive book sales and Tonight Show appearances, Ehrlich also gained recognition…