Category: Local
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I am Darryl, and I am Ninja…
Greetings. I am called Eades. For years I have studied the way of ninja. I have traveled far and sought out the greatest masters of the dark art, yet it was not until I met Master Beaudrie that I truly came to know what it was to be ninja. He of the Many Stickered Lunch…
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Buzz Officially Harshed
The other day the doctor told me that I had to get my cholesterol down or my head would explode, and that I had to get my blood sugar down or else I’d get tetanus and have to take diaretics for the rest of my life, or something. So anyway, I totally started eating right…
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Weekend Plans Re-“Vamped”
I h8 my mom!! She told me I totally had to sit for my stupid sis this Saturday night! I was totally like, “But that’s Twi-Night for cripe’s sakes, Donna!!” Well, she got all bruised at me for using her first name again, and said I should have thought of that before I refused to…
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Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend stole my teeth!!
Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, and two of the playmate’s doctors conspired to steel her false teeth which she kept in a coffee mug near the side of her bed. “I heard them talking about it the other day in the cafeteria,”…
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