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Category: Health & Fitness

  • I Was A Pregnant Amnesiac And Didn’t Know It (at least I don’t think I did)

    Ever see that awesome show The Biggest Loser? Well, I was trying out for the new season (the day after I got hit on the head and lost my memory) because I was tired of looking at myself in the mirror all morning and not liking what I saw. When I didn’t make the show because…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, Cold and flu season is back and I can’t recall whether you feed a fever and starve a cold, or feed a cold and starve a fever.  Which is it? M. Obama   Dear Mo, Many people have the same difficulty distinguishing between the two, and just like those people, you are completely clueless.  Starving a…

  • PANdemIC

    It's the viral infection that's sweeping the nation!  Be the first one on your block to catch it!  That's right, H1N1, also known as "influenza" (pronounced: "in-floo-aynz'-uh"), has reached global proportions and is the most exciting thing to hit this planet since Sky-Lab. In fact, it's gotten so enormous that they've termed it a Pandemic, which…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Ever get a big chunk of something stuck in between your frontal and temporal lobes? Ever have that “not so fresh feeling” when you jab your parietal lobe with a pencil? Well, could be you need new improved Mental Floss. Ya know, six out of nine thousand neurologists surveyed recommend Mental Floss for their patients…