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Category: Health & Fitness

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a teenager with diabetes, but I really like Snickers bars.  My folks say if I keep eating them, I could die, but they’re just so darned tasty, I wouldn’t want to live without them.  What should I do? Sincerely, Snickers R’ Life   Dear Snickers, I too enjoy eating candy.  If I…

  • Nature’s Gentle Laxative

    Neck and I decided to take advantage of the low cost fare offered at our favorite prison’s charitable CFC Kickoff, and did we luck out!! For three dollars we got two chili dogs, a mini bag of chips (I chose Cheetos, while Neck picked the Lay’s because of his imitation cheese allergies), and a “Mountain…

  • Those Dirty Rings

    Well, as you know, medicology (the study of medicine) has recently been classified as a "science", as has bodiology (the study of the human body), and sickology (the study of penmanship), therefore I have been away from the whole blog thing because of science.  I have what the medicologists call bronchititiosis.  It's an infection of…

  • I need a nap…

    I am totally way tired today.  I think there's something in the water.  I've been doing research into my diet, and have cut out hazardous chemicals, dyes, and hydrogenated oils.  But then I realized that water is just hydrogenated oxygen, so its probably all filled with trans fats and other hazardous chemicals.  No wonder I…