Category: Government
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Taxnation…
A probe into the finances of Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, has uncovered disturbing results. Romney’s total income, last year, came to a whopping 20 million dollars. Now that’s only 285 times what I make a year, for which I was taxed roughly 5% after deductions, charitable contributions, and a sprinkle of number fudging. This guy…
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Inversity & Disclusion
Well, as you know, it’s Diversity and Inclusion Awareness Day again, but this year some people are feeling “disinclused” because they only have a day instead of a month dedicated to them, and in rare cases, have no time dedicated to them whatsoever. Let’s take a look. There’s; Hispanic Heritage Month, Disability Employment Awareness Month,…
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Vegetarians Day
Arlington, VA-Following the traditional laying of the wreath at the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier, President Obama addressed the nation from Arlinton National Cemetery. “Veterans: the final frontier (applause). These are the voyages of the armed forces of the United States (applause). Its continuing mission: to explore strange middle eastern cultures (applause), to seek out…
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Clinton Taps Ellen Degeneres!!
It’s not as bad as it sounds…or is it? Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton announced today that Ellen DeGeneres has been named as a Special Envoy for Global AIDS Awareness. Clinton made the announcement on Tuesday during an address on HIV/AIDS at the National Institutes of Health. “As many of you know,” the ex-first…
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