Category: Government
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Romney Doing It “For The Money”
NEW YORK (Reuters) -During a lengthy press conference, a visibly exhausted Mitt Romney lost his composure briefly and stated, “I could give a crap about the American people! I’m just doing it for the money!!” The Romney campaign did its best to walk back the remarks. “It’s just that the economy is so important right…
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Taxnation…
A probe into the finances of Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, has uncovered disturbing results. Romney’s total income, last year, came to a whopping 20 million dollars. Now that’s only 285 times what I make a year, for which I was taxed roughly 5% after deductions, charitable contributions, and a sprinkle of number fudging. This guy…
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Inversity & Disclusion
Well, as you know, it’s Diversity and Inclusion Awareness Day again, but this year some people are feeling “disinclused” because they only have a day instead of a month dedicated to them, and in rare cases, have no time dedicated to them whatsoever. Let’s take a look. There’s; Hispanic Heritage Month, Disability Employment Awareness Month,…
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Vegetarians Day
Arlington, VA-Following the traditional laying of the wreath at the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier, President Obama addressed the nation from Arlinton National Cemetery. “Veterans: the final frontier (applause). These are the voyages of the armed forces of the United States (applause). Its continuing mission: to explore strange middle eastern cultures (applause), to seek out…
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