Category: Government
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The American Amnesty Act of America
In an unprecedented presidential move, President Obama laid down his broad-sweeping illegal alien amnesty plan that would potentially legalize millions of Hispanic-Americans that aren’t currently Americans. “My fellow Americans”, he began, essentially alienating the aliens he intends to integrate, “when I took office, I committed to fixing this immigration problem. Unfortunately, I was super-busy doing…
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Obamacrap
Ya’ know, the whole Affordable Care thing seemed like a super-good idea on paper, but now that it’s been implimented it’s too legit to quit! Sure, I’ve had to make a few minor tweeks, like extending the deadline for large corporations, and, just this week, for mid-sized business, but the private citizen will have to…
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Obamalaw
Earlier today, President Barack Obama announced that he will sign the Affordable Attorney Act into law later this week. “I believe quality, affordable legal representation that we can rely on is a key part of bolstering the middle-class,” he remarked from the White House Rose Garden. “By putting a stop to exorbitant attorney fees, Obamalaw…
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Obey! J.K.!! But seriously, obey.
Hi, Big Brother here. Well, not the Big Brother. I’m just the image they use to express the amalgamous infrastructure of fascist, self-appointed overseers whom seek to gain control of your culture. Now, don’t get me confused with “The Man”, who wants to keep you down by shear force of will and corporate deception. No,…
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