Category: Government
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Obamacrap
Ya’ know, the whole Affordable Care thing seemed like a super-good idea on paper, but now that it’s been implimented it’s too legit to quit! Sure, I’ve had to make a few minor tweeks, like extending the deadline for large corporations, and, just this week, for mid-sized business, but the private citizen will have to…
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Obamalaw
Earlier today, President Barack Obama announced that he will sign the Affordable Attorney Act into law later this week. “I believe quality, affordable legal representation that we can rely on is a key part of bolstering the middle-class,” he remarked from the White House Rose Garden. “By putting a stop to exorbitant attorney fees, Obamalaw…
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Obey! J.K.!! But seriously, obey.
Hi, Big Brother here. Well, not the Big Brother. I’m just the image they use to express the amalgamous infrastructure of fascist, self-appointed overseers whom seek to gain control of your culture. Now, don’t get me confused with “The Man”, who wants to keep you down by shear force of will and corporate deception. No,…
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Romney Doing It “For The Money”
NEW YORK (Reuters) -During a lengthy press conference, a visibly exhausted Mitt Romney lost his composure briefly and stated, “I could give a crap about the American people! I’m just doing it for the money!!” The Romney campaign did its best to walk back the remarks. “It’s just that the economy is so important right…
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