Category: Government
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Acronym Adjustment
President Trump announced today that he would be changing the names of several government agencies following the perceived success of the revisal (or reversal) of the Departement of Defense to the Department of War. “These new names will represent the true purpose of the agencies better than the very bad stupid names they currently have,”…
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Trump Signs Reparations Act
President Trump raised eyebrows today when he signed EO 15201 on this 161st anniversary of General William Tecumseh Sherman’s issuing of Special Field Orders No. 15. In what he termed a “long overdue payment on a promise to all Americans”, Executive Order 15201 claims to fulfill all obligations set forth in the agreement issued under the…
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Water Wars
President Trump came out today with plans to use a portion of the funds from the One Big Beautiful Bill to protect American water sources. Roughly one-third of the $46 billion alotted for building the border wall will be used to create barriers between American water and what the President has deemed “very dangerous foreign…
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Amnesty Amnesia
As part of his MACA (Make America Confused Again) campaign, President Trump says that he is considering protecting some illegals from deportation in order to help farmers who are relying on them for labor. “Farmers grow food,” the Head of State advised reporters, “and they need people to pick up that food when it’s grown.…
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