Category: Entertainment
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Jabtastic!
Move over, Big Bird! There’s another childhood icon Big Pharma is pimping out to draw kids to the Dr’s Office like Grandma to the bug-zapper!! It’s everyone’s favorite talking shark, Jabberjaw!! From September 1976 to September 1978, kids of all ages got to submerge themselves in the underwater antics of four teens and a 15…
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Jussie Takes the Stand
Jussie Smollett made the contentious decision to testify on his own behalf in court this week, and it’s a decision he already regrets. “I can’t believe the way they depicted me on the stand,” Smollett remarked regarding courtroom portraits of him during his testimony. “They completely misrepresented me!” Until that moment, Smollett had been satisfied…
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The Loser News Oscars Breakdown
Much as the show’s audience, superstars Bradley Cooper and Lady Ga-Ga fell into a narcoleptic state last night during that height of Hollywood hubris, the 194th Academy Awards (sponsored by Smuckers). While performing the moderately catchy tune “Shallow”, from the third cinematic regurgitation of A Star is Born, the duo began nodding off while singing…
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Psych!!
American moviegoers’ hopes were dashed last week when Entertainment magazine reported that Jennifer Lawrence would not be taking a year off from acting. Speculation that the actressvist would take a sabbatical was raised in an interview with Entertainment Tonight when the 27-year-old said she was going to take a break from the screen in order…
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