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  • Coming To A Theater near You…

    Rick Moranis is back as eccentrically brilliant inventor, Wayne Szalinski, in this off beat tale of myrth and mayhem.  When he invents a new machine that can track terrorists, he is accidentally accused of helping in Mehmet Ali Agca’s attempted assassination of the Pontiff! Stuart Pankin and Sarah Gilbert co-star in this hilarious adaptation by…

  • Hosers Heart Snakes/Hate Cows and Americans

    Well, if you’re planning on taking your snake skin boots on your groovy Canadian vacation this year, forget about it.  It seems that the King of Canada (or whatever their ruler is called) has decreed it cruel to make apparel out of reptiles.  As if?!?  That would mean my gecko chaps, komodo dragon hat, and anaconda…

  • Cheez Whiz!!!

    I just got a return file and we aren’t getting the product back, but I’m supposed to process it anyway, even though we’ve been told not to do that!!  Man, I am at like the hugest cross roads of my life!  What am I going to do?!?  Sure, I could just go ahead and do…

  • Dude III

    I totally cleaned my kitchen this weekend!!  It was awesome!  I put my new pans in the cupboard by the stove, so I wouldn’t have to dig them out from under the sink everytime I wanted to cook something with hotness.  Then I totally moved the kitchen table!  Yeah!!  We had it sitting in the…