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Category: Business

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    At Triple Negative Industries, you’re company isn’t never not our first priority.  That’s why we refuse not to ensure you never feel confident in our inability to meet your business needs. And if you’re not fully satisfied with our results we won’t hesitate to refund your purchase in full for a charge equal to or greater…

  • I say, Good Day!!

    My Dearest Yahoo, When I signed up for my Yahoo Account (back in the 1900’s), I was so stoked to find the D&DA (Dungeons and Dragons Anonymous) chatroom, that I didn’t give a great deal of consideration to interweb security issues. So, when I found out you were pimping out my personal info some years…

  • Money Matters-With Cliff Phiscoll

    My name’s Phiscoll, Cliff Phiscoll. Lately I’ve been hearing a bunch of rhubarb about how I’m going to ruin the country come January 1st. Well, that’s a bunch of crap. First off, I’ll probably be a little out of sorts from waking up on the bathroom floor in a pool of Scotch and stomach bile…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Where do you go for all of your postmortem beauty supplies? Boy Howdy!! That’s right, Boy Howdy, with two convenient locations in the Provo area, is your one stop shopping center for all of your taxidermy and undertaking needs. So, where can you get quality corpsmetics at factory pricing?!? See our commercial here!!