Tag: Smurf
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This Christmas – From ABC Family…
Join America’s favorite player as he ushers in the Holidays in his first ever Christmas special, A Truss Phunn (and friends) Family Ecksmas. “Yo, das right,” Phunn told ABC Family in an exclusive interview. “All my homies, g-dawgs, an’ Papa Smurfs gon’ be there, yo!!” The rapper plans on treating his audience to new renditions…
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Ballywood
Booyah, sports fans!! It’s time for another installment of Loser Sports! Miami Heat owner Micky Arison signed a ten movie deal with Columbia Pictures today in an effort to make as much money as he possibly can. Apparently, he’s prostituted his three star prostit… er’ players; James, Wade, and Bosh to the film company in…
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What’s With Mahmoud?!?
Yesterday, Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, made pinchy motions as he advised the United Nations that the 2001 World Trade Center disaster was, in fact, a U.S. Government conspiracy. This statement, follows his 2005 denial of the Holocaust, suggesting European and U.S. complicity in forming a Jewish state in the Middle East. The Ross Perot of…
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The Manson Mental Health Minute
Holy beans, but there are some weird people in this world! Well, unless you live in a cave, or a small cabin in Montana like my friend Ted, you know about the midwest whack-jobs called the Hutaree. The Hutaree?!? I thought those were those blue people from the documentary Avatar! Anyway, these Hutaree are like…
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