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  • Feed Me!!

    In an impromptu outburst during the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, Oprah Winfrey demanded that Brad and Angelina give her their twins to satiate her voracious appetite.   “I suppose we must”, Ms. Jolie explained at a press conference today. “The Blob requested it. All hail the Blob!!” “The Blob be praised.”  Mr. Pitt continued.  “The…

  • Oprah On Tolerance

    As an African-American, black, female, black woman, I come across my share of intolerant people, and you know what? I can’t stand them.