Tag: New guy
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The New Guys
Well, I have deigned to acquiesce to popular opinion and name Mielke my replacement as the Unicor Warehouse Foreman of the Eon. It will be a bittersweet moment when Bret straps on my boots (both figuratively and literally, I left them under Mud Flap’s desk), grabs the keys, and destroys a trailer in my own…
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The New “New Guy”
Hey everybody, it’s Ron again, and I’d like to know why the newest new guy at the Warehouse has to be such a jerk?!? Yesterday, he totally yelled at a steam fitter and threatened to beat him over the head with a bag full of prescription pain killers. Then he dropped about a dozen F-bombs when…
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Little Danny Dirty Hat
Ya’ know, Adam (until now referred to as “The New Guy”) and I were having a discussion on gereral hygeine and apparrel cleanliness when Dan (leader of Prison/ Street/ Mall Gang The Dans) barged in and started asking us the most bizarre questions. “What are you guys doing?” and “How’s it going?” and whatnot. Well,…
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Bundled Up
The new guy got all bundled up today, went outside, slipped on the ice, and threw his back out. Then he just laid there, rolling back and forth, whining. So I shouted, “Get up, wussy!!” in my most compassionate voice, but he just laid there like a slug. Anyway, I left him there in the…
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