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Tag: mental health

  • The Manson Mental Health Minute

    Jeepers creepers!! Did you see the sky last night?!? It was totally full of shooting stars with secret messages written in the vapor gases in their tails!  Luckily, I have my decoder watch that was given to me by Cindy Lauper while we were sharing a peanut butter malt at Yum-Yum’s in Cucamonga. As you…

  • The Manson Mental Health Minute

    Holy beans, but there are some weird people in this world! Well, unless you live in a cave, or a small cabin in Montana like my friend Ted, you know about the midwest whack-jobs called the Hutaree. The Hutaree?!? I thought those were those blue people from the documentary Avatar! Anyway, these Hutaree are like…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Ever get a big chunk of something stuck in between your frontal and temporal lobes? Ever have that “not so fresh feeling” when you jab your parietal lobe with a pencil? Well, could be you need new improved Mental Floss. Ya know, six out of nine thousand neurologists surveyed recommend Mental Floss for their patients…

  • Sigi Schlomo Say…

    Has anyone ever told you that you make a better door than a window, not to quit your day job, or to call the whambulance? Well, they were just kidding. You probably would not make a good door or window, shift work suits many people, and you cannot call a whambulance, you can only call…