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Tag: Jihad

  • Terrorist Talk

    Earlier today, international Terrorist, Heussmama Bin Daetn, released his most recent videocassete, which spells out doom for America, Democracy, Neil Diamond, and Ferbies.  Here’s an excerpt!! “Greetings infidels!  You will be smashed on the grill of the bus that is Islam!  Despair greatly for Allah shall deliver you into our hands like tumorous, starchy vegetables…

  • Wayne’s World 3

    That’s right, America!! Wayne and Garth are back, but this time they’re not jamming with Aerosmith and singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. No, this time they’ve joined the Taliban and proclaimed Jihad on the United States!  And wouldn’t you know it, the folks here at Loser News Network were able to get an excerpt from…