Tag: Jihad
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In International News…
What began as just another day in the Middle East has now become one for the records. In the midst of rioting over an amateur video depicting Muslim godhead, Allah (no last name), Iraqi national and ISIL member, Huesmamma Bin Daetn, has scored the achievement of a lifetime. “I can’t believe it!” Bin Daetn exclaimed.…
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Take Your Son To Jihad Day
As angry protests over an anti-Islam film spread across the Muslim world Friday, some in the community used the religious fervor as an opportunity to strengthen family relationships. Mohammed Ak Bukhr and his son Amir took part with demonstrators scaling the walls of U.S. embassies in Egypt today, torching part of a German embassy, and…
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Lady Bin Laden
State Department officials seriously freaked today when they realized that the fifth wife, and human shield, of Usama Bin Laden was none other than actor/comedian, Demetri Martin. “When I found out, I was like, What!”remarked CIA Chief, Leon Penetta, at a press conference earlier today. Martin all but disappeared following the cancellation of his Comedy…
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Libya Calls For Ammunition / Bandages
BREGA, Libya – Rebel Leader, Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi, called for the UN to provide his beleaguered forces with “a few weapons” and “a butt-load of ammo” to continue their struggle against Qaddafi’s military. “We must have more ammunition if we are to defeat the Dictator’s army,” he shouted, firing his weathered AK-47 into the air. Nearby,…
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