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Tag: Dr. B

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’ve tried every diet out there; the Atkins Diet, the Five Bite Diet, the Cookie Diet, and even the Skinny Vegan Diet, but nothing helps!! I’m at the end of my rope. The only thing left is surgery. Do you recommend the Lap Band? Desperately Yours, R. Seacrest   Dear R.C., I fully…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, Cold and flu season is back and I can’t recall whether you feed a fever and starve a cold, or feed a cold and starve a fever.  Which is it? M. Obama   Dear Mo, Many people have the same difficulty distinguishing between the two, and just like those people, you are completely clueless.  Starving a…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Many of you have written in saying, “Hey Dr. B, can you address some of the ‘faqs’ regarding the swine flu?” Well, first of all, it should be known that all of us are susceptible to the swine flu, not just faqs. But I will address some of the questions which frequently pop up during…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Badadvaisz, I was recently advised by a friend that there are two types of cholesterol; HDL, which is good for you, and LDL, which is bad for you.  I told her she was retarded, but she is a nurse.  What should I believe?!? Sincerely, Cholesto-Curious   Dear Chloe, You were right not to…